FOR BAD BEHAVIOR AND ALLEGED CRIMES AGAINST HIGH
SOCIETY
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ordering information!
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Humphrey, son of a
prominent purebred family with close ties to the
political elite and other wannabes, escaped
custody after being charged with trafficking
Colombian catnip and selling knockoff designer
chew toys.
A
reported trouble maker, Humphrey has refused to
lift his tail and nose at family sponsored
society events, preferring instead to sniff the
hired help.
In a
recent article in Play Pooch Magazine,
Humphrey provided this telling quote: “I want to
hang with the mixed breeds and mutts... drink
draft beer from my bowl... listen to The Rolling
Bones... and jump that foxy poodle lab mix who
hangs on 13th Street...”
Suspect was last seen lifting his leg on a
floral arrangement at the "Pooches for Profit"
foundation dinner. When confronted, he clawed
the diamond studded collar from his neck and as
he fled he was heard howling, "Sex, bones and
rock and roll...I am not Humphrey...I am
Hump."
THE DESIGNS
T-shirts
are all Fruit of the
Loom,100% cotton.
$ 15.00
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Thong
Special Hump Wear Thong.
Currently only available
in medium size.
$ 12.00
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Do-Rag
One size fits all
Hump Doo Rag.
$ 10.00
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www.humpwear.net
